The premier league should be absolutely nothing like the super bowl. Awful tweet

The Americans can pump millions into their half time show, but they’ll never match our half time shows when Roy Keane’s in the studio and De Gae’s let in a howler.

Why do commentators after like 10+ years just randomly start pronouncing footballers names completely different? Benzeeemar!

Thank you, Marcelo. 🤍

Marcelo Bielsa at Leeds: 170 games 81 wins 30 draws 59 defeats 274 scored 238 conceded 18/19 CH: 3rd (13th previous year) 19/20 CH: 1st 20/21 PL: 9th 21/22 PL: 16th (after 26 games & injury crisis) Kalvin Phillips & Patrick Bamford for England ☑️ Trust in youth ☑️ #LUFC

Despite overwhelming odds, 2022 somehow already more shit than 2021.

RODRIGOOOOOOO!!! YOU BEAUTY!!!

“We’ll let em score late on, then I’ll skin that dangly twat Krul and square it to the young scouse lad. Be pandemonium.” #lufc

😅 AND BREATHE!!!!

Dybala will leave Juventus at the end of the season, with Manchester United said to be very interested in ruining the final few years of his career.

WE ARE STAYING UP!!!

🙌 #LUFC fans waking up like…

Just seen Aaronson in Subway outside Elland Road. I asked if he was joining Leeds . He laughed and winked at me, then grabbed me by the hair and dragged me into a toilet and fingered me while whispering “MOT” over and over in my ear. Make of that what you will #LUFC #Aaronson

Stop praying to me about Man Utd Some teams are just shit

Nine for Liverpool, a hat-trick for Haaland... and none of it available live on TV in the UK.

Today one of those where TV in England makes very little sense. No 3pm blackout. But four hugely supported clubs: Leeds, Arsenal, Man United and Newcastle. And if you’re in England you can’t watch them play live unless you have a match ticket. But if you’re anywhere else you can.

i pay for bt sports i pay for sky sports i pay for amazon prime and every week I cannot watch football as it’s not televised

UK biggest bell ends 1) Stephen Bear 2) Matt Hancock 3) Prince Andrew 4) Bruno Fernandes 5) That dad and two sons dancing on TikTok