bro shot his 5th shot i’m flattered

nosferuatos 1922 character is lowkey my look alike i fear

ITS MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR

i love making random friends cuz i met them 5hrs ago n now theyre sleeping over at my house, hope theyre not serial killers!

jaw dropped when i saw delivered…

confidently texted jackson a pic of my dads old costume as walter white saying “walt whitman”

wait cuz like i’m going on a date wt a man who’s…. KIND?!?!

someone plz tell me why i’m just now finding out ab the nutterbutter tiktok page

walked outside wt wet hair today, i just might have hypothermia now

i met a man named chuck and i just thought what an unfortunate name

i hate bitches who post sad vents, like plz just get a therapist bc i promise ur insta story isn’t one 😃

it’s cold and gloomy outside, there are candles lit in my room, i’m wearing a night gown, and have a bit of a cold. I feel like an ill victorian child.

wt all these like washed up hype house influencers spamming their drafts from 2020 cuz of the tt ban it’s making me ponder where the parents of a house full of random minors were

I fully embarrass myself everyday in US history bc my teacher always asks questions to the class and nobody ever answers so i feel bad and answer but i’m NEVER right

to the kid who doesn’t stop tapping his foot against my desk and making the most ANNOYING ASS SOUND EVERY FUCKING DAY, i’m gonna chop ur leg off.

just wrote the most controversial essay bc english teachers eat that shit up

got jake minch tickets. i have never been happier in my life 🙌

there hasn’t been a day in the last month where when somebody talks to me i don’t wanna bash my head into a wall

i don’t think i’ve ever needed a break so bad. i hate past me for using all my absences. #truancy😛

there is a kid commenting to himself very loudly about the movie we’re watching in class and i kinda wanna strangle him