who’s student accommodation is she in pls

actually sick of social media warriors who interrupt your feed telling you how to vote. 'you must vote tactically', 'a vote for ___ is a wasted vote', bore off man. it's a miracle if we can all be arsed to not stay home on thursday.

take a shot every time wes streeting says ship

Thick Of It level framing and we’re only on result 3

At what point in the night is literally ANY channel going to realise we don't just want to know who won the seat? Yeah, yeah, Labour win. Now tell me who came second ffs what is going on with these Reform votes??

All the football blokes at the Courteeners tour this winter when I turn up with Pink Cactus Cafe friendship bracelets after doing a summer at the Eras Tour

whoa now hang on where's average marriage Liam Fray??

'Olivia Rodrigo spotted in Manchester, wonder if she's there to rebook her Coop Live date' yes that's exactly how venue bookings work, we let customers purchase tickets online but artists have to drop by to pencil dates with the box office in person.

the university of newcastle has a gender pay gap 5% higher than the national average but to combat sexism they've said why don't we try and erode colloquialisms

if oasis reunites and i see a single influencer being gifted tickets by a brand it will be on sight when i get to wembley

i'm already afraid of the ticket wars

me watching everyone receive their oasis presale codes

The worst person you know got oasis tickets in the presale

There'll still be Oasis tickets on See & Gigs + Tours after they sell out on Ticketmaster, because literally no one has been able to get on their websites since about 7.30 this morning.

so.. is the oasis stance on scalping that it's okay to do as long as the artist gets their cut??

can i just say that everyone laughed at me when i said we should nationalise oasis, and now everyone's getting so serious about how much they cost that we're having a government review about it?

Whether you’re a fan of Hallowe’en or not, you have to give it credit for being the last line of defence against Christmas advancing even earlier into the year, a ragtag gang of goths holding the line against a battalion of baubled barbarians

Does Gordon Brown know that teenage girls are making fancams of him to Taylor Swift music with 30,000 likes over on Tiktok?

This deserves all the abuse that Malcolm Tucker would have bestowed upon it