Me when I have to go to the post office

I'm sorry that you're jaded.

I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God.

spf, white dresses, sol de janeiro, lemon water, natural makeup, bikini, fresh fruits, sunsets

Some of the best moments of my entire life have been eating a bagel

girl dinner

me at work

adults loved to tell me i’d make a great lawyer one day when i was a kid which i realize now was their way of calling me a bitch

Me liking every tweet about England losing

claiming immigrants are stealing your jobs but having time to riot at 2pm on a Monday is crazy btw

This would fix me

“if bear ever needs me i will be the uncle he need in his life” OH THIS SO SO SAD WTF LOUIS

Whoever said “real” for the first time didn’t know they were going to change my life forever.

a father who agreed that when it comes down to it he wouldn’t mind making his 10 year old daughter deliver her rapist’s baby