I wanna know who decided it was acceptable to re-sell Birkin’s at 20k plus. Like who decided this amount? What’s wrong with u

Me: I think one of my biggest fears is getting crushed to death in a crowd Husband: mine is having inadequate savings

Re-watching Bridget Jones as a 31 year old has me realising that previously, in my head Bridget/Renée was in her 40’s and now she definitely looks the same age as me

Can’t believe my dad accidentally wore my sisters Zara jeans all day without realising. They really took the Dad jean trend literally

Scary Movie 3 is peak comedy

Every time I watch a Harry Potter film I have so many thoughts (which is basically every film once a month). Like, why the F was Fleur running through the deathly Tri Wizard maze in fucking primark pyjamas?

Why did everyone else keep their own voices whenever they took polyjuice potion but Barty Crouch Jr has Mad Eye’s voice?

SCREAMING got Sleep Token tickets

Me when I actually have to endure the quiet weekend doing nothing that I told myself I needed

no story will go unreplied to tonight

Colors of the sky

One thing about me is that I am absolutely going to load a dishwasher incorrectly

sorry i looked at your instagram story 11 seconds after you posted it but you have to understand i haven’t put my phone down in 6 years

This is an insane update from TikTok

You hear Costco is great. One friend describes it as a 'shopping Disney World'. You start thinking about it. You have some extra cash. You decide to try it out, you'll save that much money in gas anyway! What's the worst that can happen?--

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

Leftovers at a theme park pizza restaurant are for the weak. Seal your fate and meet God by downing an entire pizza covered in bbq sauce and potato chips immediately before boarding the coaster next door.