he haven’t asked me to be his leprechaun for St Patrick’s Day yet..

my type

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer

boys went off when they rebranded binging and purging as bulking and cutting

the hottest thing a man can do is be a weird little nerd

every high school across the country was turnt on this day. history was made fr, idk if there will be another moment like this ever again

so crazy you just be lying down and a little animal comes and joins you

i’ve genuinely lived 30 thousand lives since this happened

I woulda screamed like I saw Michael Jackson

hey man, not gonna make it tonight. something deeply terrible is happening to me but do not worry.

being an adult is dumb as hell i forgot to buy groceries so i ate three oranges for dinner

Tax refund hit I’m in Gary Indiana asking to bring out Gary

me when i find a new song to overplay for weeks until i’m sick of it

quitting weed will make you have the weirdest dreams ever why was lil durk stabbing my grandma 💔💔💔

its not clocking to you that im standing on business

calling in fat to work

going to Work with my soft tender whimsical heart

Laying in bed with tears streaming down my face because of this