a tutorial? I’m doing this tonight

Hey. That’s what I do too

me turning a pimple into an open wound

Lmaooo the dog said yesssss twinnnnn 👯‍♂️

I can’t unsee Jay Z looking like he’s recording ppl with his ring. Whoever said that was on point.

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

Reminder to enjoy it while it lasts

People who live in areas with brutal winters always overdo summer. Try to fit in as many activities as possible. You can feel the tension with them. Winter is always on their mind, even in the middle of July

Jet2 holidays are protected by what?!

plans for today:

I didn’t realise Paloma Faithful was her full name #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

Me: “I wouldn’t take things personally if I was on The Traitors” Me at the roundtable if I was on The Traitors:

okay so now the traitors has finished and everyone has remembered how funny and iconic alan is, bring back chatty man !!!! #CelebrityTraitors

me waiting for the spotify wrapped shit to move on its own

“yeah it was good thanks. quiet one. feels good to get back to some normality if im honest haha”

Puttering around the house is an underrated form of self-care. Make some tea or coffee. Put on a podcast. Sort the mail. Tidy some pillows and fold some blankets. Start the laundry. Thaw some soup. Just casually wander around aimlessly doing little things to make your space and

put this in the NHS vaccination leaflet immediately

I'll just be going about my day and then suddenly— Clap hands👏🏻 Stamp your feet 🦶🏻 Bangin' on a big bass drum! 🥁 What a picture! 🖼️ what a picture! 🖼️ 🎶Um-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum!🎶 Stick it in your family ALBUM!! 🕺🏻 #DavidMitchell #LastOneLaughingUK