Shots fired! #IStandWithDan

Suicide figures are up. Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet? We’re trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. Call 1-800-273-8255 (USA Hotline) Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet. 🙏🏻

@phyllisash Helping you move is apart of the job.

PSA: We're sorry but the Cashier's Office does not accept RTs for tuition, room & board, books, buildings, or literally anything 🙅

I need to rewatch GoT already

I would just like to point out I graduate in 14 days.

This makes me feel much better…

This is why I teach. So I can be someone's stand in dad x.com/mainey_maine/s…

There's a tan boxer with a pink collar tuning around kittrell farms across from the bellamy if anyone's looking. @ECUProfessor

I'm finally ready

Brad has made me late an hour before I have to be anywhere. He's lucky I love him

Also, today was a good day.

Certain moments in life make you realize how lucky you are. Today is one of those moments

@brookeh52792 @MkayLeggett Wohoooo

Well. I'm officially a graduate. Also Margaret... that pirate hook was embarrassing x.com/EastCarolina/s…

I vote I get a "congratulations you're not a mother yet" present today

Terrifying x.com/Taetae_Prncss1…

You know you were a good intern when kids you didn't even teach are coming to say goodbye

Picked up a text book for a class I'm teaching next year... @heyleeroy

Want chipotle. Need to eat the pizza in my fridge.