i can buy myself flowers

my wallet every time I step outside for a couple hours

Earth signs are only boring when they don’t like you and don’t want to be around you. They are purposely appearing boring to you. so do what you want with that info

they didn’t have to go that hard on this

just checked my tire pressure all by myself

brb crying at these cartoons my grandpa drew for my grandma when they were long distance in the 60s 🥺

me being born

Girls when they forget to put on their earrings

netflix will cancel the best show you’ve ever seen and then go greenlight something like this

girl i still say abc family..

how it feels reachin for the blunt but realizing theyre just ashing it 🗿

i'm so loyal i walk around like this so i don't even see other men

Selena Gomez 📸

literally no one: my suspicious ass:

"Wyd after work?" Me already in bed: