If dad bods can be okay, can we lower the standards for females? Shit I like beer and food too.

Never once been intimidated to be in a room with a POC, but these white middle aged war obsessed football hooligan kind are terrifying 🤐

An Open Letter to all MPs in Parliament... #maketheUturn Please retweet and tag your local MPs

hey sorry i forgot to text back, i was on tik tok for 3 hrs. wyd tho?

£42,246. That's how much money I've paid in rent since I moved out my mum's house. Imagine if instead of using that to pay off other people's second houses I could use it to start buy one of my own. Reckon it's probably not lattes and avocados that are the issue here lads.

Everyone in the U.K: will there be another national lockdown? Boris Johnson:

what in the hunger games is this

Boris Johnson in response to any scientific advice

This is the only way I’m getting off a chair from now on BÎмÎηÎ #DragRaceUK

Walk wherever you want, whenever you want.

No one: My eyes in pictures:

you said that fans have a right to boo our players for taking the knee - a simple gesture of anti-racist solidarity. you stoked the flame and now act appalled by the fire

Shut your revolting mouth

As I step out my house and breathe, £100 gone

We’ve all heard it. If this isn’t evidence, I don’t know what is. Outrageously disappointing statement #MUFC