guys like this are the human embodiment of a Clif bar

Do dudes ever think “damn I DM’ed her 135 times maybe she’s not interested”

Pug owners: “awww my little cutie!” The pug:

#Bills OL Spencer Brown (6'8) politely reminds Texans DB Desmond King II (5'10) that he is a shorter person #NFL

😃

As a white boy, when Eminem comes out I’m going nuts.

50 waiting for his cue:

Oh… so best Halftime Show of all time?

Elon Musk can you plz help us get verified🥺my boss is starting to ask questions

There ain’t even BABY FORMULA ON THE SHELVES

Emergency Press Conference - We Are Going Backwards (avoid if you don’t wanna hear me talking politics)

Beef jerky is like a meat raisin

HE DONATED WHAT?!?

doing penis and ballsack day at the gym

Viserys: Daemon I'm sending help so you can kill the Crabfeeder. Daemon: pic.x.com/faOlUukNr3

RIP queen i loved bohemian rhapsody 😔💔

The spelling of pneumonia is unnecessary.

Yeah I agree with Brian on this

AD went on that date with Matthew knowing it’d piss Clay off. Iktr. #LoveIsBlindS6 #LOVEISBLINDreunion