☹️ if I saw it, y’all gotta see it too

men apologizing: i’m sorry i hurt your feelings but if we really think about it it’s actuaIIy your fault for having feelings in the first place

and in that moment, a life-long friendship began 😊 🐶

card reader: insert chip me: *inserts chip* reader: do not remove reader: do not remove reader: do not remove reader: PLEASE REMOVE YOUR FUCKING CARD I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON’T REMOVE THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT THIS INSTANT I’LL KILL US BOTH RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

there’s honestly nothing better than when you’re full on laughing with someone & you both keep adding things that make it funnier & you can barely breathe

called my parents yesterday extremely concerned about the hurricane & asked them to take the cats & go up north for the weekend. they assured me they were fine and that no matter what they’d take care of my cats. I got this txt today(yes that’s hose water and no im not amused😂)

if you catch yourself begging someone for... human decency?? a response? time together ? clarity? respect? compassion? or even some kindness? you need to take a step back and realize that you’re begging someone for the bare minimum. and that’s ridiculous.

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