they’re called eyebrows cause my eyes be browsing yo fine ass

This are my high thoughts rn : Who am I I know who you I am Who’s that high My Highku 😭😂 get it HIGHku

“I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.” -Robin Williams

If you ever feel bad about yourself just watch Dr. Phil and you’ll feel better

Her : what we eatin Me :

So many girls get criticized for wanting a husband+children so early in life. I just want to speak for y’all. It’s ok to not want to put 12 bottles down every Friday. You aren’t wrong for not wanting to live the average party life in college/hs. It’s ok to want more for yourself

Fuck your wall. Split that 5 billion between at-risk children who don’t have lunches and vets who can’t get proper medical and psychological treatment. Fuck your vanity project. Do something good for once.

Drink some tea: ) ) ) ( ) ( ) ) ) _(___(____)____(___(_____ \ Jeff Bezos alone can / \ end world hunger / | \ five times over /__ | \ and still have / \ $11.1 billion / \_ in change _/

guy friends got your back before girlfriends do lemme tell ya, when I say I fuck with guys more than girls that’s why. My homeboys ain’t gonna fuck my man or snake around

my IUD punctured the wall of my uterus and i was crying and immobilized from pain last night. my ER visit will cost ~$1000 after ultrasounds, cultures, exams, and bloodwork. i don’t have health insurance. Planned Parenthood is taking out my IUD and fixing my uterus for FREE.

My residents have asked me for fashion advice multiple times and I’m not sure why because all I wear is leggings and hoodies but I’m glad they think I have a sense of fashion 💁🏼‍♀️

My dad once told me “keep her stomach and flower vase full and you’ll have a lot less problems” and tbh that’s probably some of the best relationship advice I’ve ever been given lmao

They are deleting this from peoples pages. Women need help so please share this. Screen shot it and post it on everything and retweet the fuck out of it.

Nothing to see here just a duck wearing socks🦆

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️