fuck sake. wanked my self to kip. slept through alarm. missed meeting with gaffa. p45 in email. moved it to junk. out of sight out of mind. nose dripping like amber phillips minge when i step in the room. goin to have another tug. back to sleep. go again tonight. happy bank hol.
Got nicked by the armed police before in a car, guess what I did? I put both me hands out the window as requested and then complied with whatever the fuck they shouted cos I’m not a fucking idiot who wants a bullet in me head. The End.