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Earth is so mind-blowingly small. This is a tiny, grain of sand at arm’s length sized snippet of the sky and each little spiral dot contains 100bn (+/-) of our suns. Zero question in my mind that life must be out there.

What’s going on with this graphic MSNBC 🥵

DC it feels good to be back! The El Pollito from Pearl's Bagels was just what I needed.

Welcome back - thanks for stopping by!! FWIW we think our el pollito is what EVERYBODY needs!

Yes! It’s gonna be on the menu for a while — We made a lot more cranberry sauce this year!

The #USAfricaLeadersSummit22 has been catastrophic for business. The weeks leading up to Christmas are typically some of the busiest of the year, but this week we will be hemorrhaging money 🧵

Took advantage of the gorgeous, quiet morning to check in on Pearl's Bagels via the new 9th St bikelane (nice job DDOT DC!). Almost everyone grabs their orders to go, but these bagels are worth pausing for. Relax and savor these rounds in the cutest little bagel shop I've seen.

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Get Pearl’s next Wednesday! 1600 Pennsylvania Ave is within our delivery range!

We got duped by a fake fire equipment inspector - help us identify this man who scammed us out of $970 at 10:40am today (the busiest possible time at Pearl’s). PoPville Washingtonian Problems WUSA9 NBC4 Washington Washington City Paper Eat DC Barred in DC Post Local

Here’s one of his 4 fake invoices. He showed up at a hectic time, claimed he was with the (real) company that we use to service our equipment, had our manager call us to talk, then hung up and told our her we had said to just pay the invoices in cash (a lie).

It seems we’re not the first small business that he’s preyed on with this elaborate scam, and I’m sure we won’t be the last. PoPville Barred in DC Washingtonian Problems WUSA9 NBC4 Washington Washington City Paper Eat DC Post Local

Hey Toast this is total BS and we at Pearl’s Bagels are not happy about it. Please reconsider. Sincerely a shareholder/loyal toast customer of 3 years who’s actively exploring options from your competitors due to this:

This is complete bs Toast we are exploring options at Square

This disclaimer should say set “and collected by” because it is not clear that restaurants get zero percent of this new phony shortsighted revenue stream to boost stock prices at the cost of pissing off your valuable customers Toast - please drop this bullshit fee!

Hey Mayor Muriel Bowser & DDOT DC snow stopped 20 hours ago - why does 9th street (major artery) still look like this???

Overheard at the zoo: Kid 1: sloth bear? Aren’t those extinct? Kid 2: obviously not, this ain’t jurassic park bruh. Overheard in DC Washingtonian Problems PoPville

Sidewalks absolutely pristine outside of Cucina Morini(Thanks DC Bar and MVT BID) But the roads and access to the sidewalks haven’t really been touched. I know it takes time. But we also need to get back to business DC Department of Public Works Mayor Muriel Bowser some help would be appreciated!