"Like the attempt to make a work of art, being a father is an ongoing encounter between a man’s ideal notion of himself and the sobering truth of his limitations." wsj.com/articles/a-por…

Proof that Amazon rang my doorbell, dumped a bunch of cat litter on my front step and just left.

A new low as U.S. sides with industry over science. nyti.ms/2J0WJuV "The Americans were blunt: If Ecuador refused to drop the resolution, Washington would unleash punishing trade measures and withdraw crucial military aid. The Ecuadorean government quickly acquiesced."

"When the 12 Thai boys who were trapped in a cave and were rescued one by one were first discovered by British divers a week ago, they were reportedly meditating." vox.com/2018/7/9/17548…

"Rapid innovation, wide choice, and falling prices are classic hallmarks of robust competition and Android has enabled all of them." blog.google/around-the-glo…

Couldn't ask for a better (worse?) week to attend Wait Wait Don't Tell Me waitwait NPR #wouldwouldnt

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It was 50 years ago today Sgt. Pepper told the band to play Yellow Submarine at a theater near you. Go! All together! Now!

Nation Stunned That There Is Someone in White House Capable of Writing an Editorial newyorker.com/humor/borowitz…

When Donald J. Trump tells four American Congresswomen to go back to their countries, he reaffirms his plan to “Make America Great Again” has always been about making America white again. Our diversity is our strength and our unity is our power.

It's time to stop wringing our hands about how far we've fallen and start building the foundation that prevents racism, hatred, xenophobia, ignorance, and lies from ever gaining power again. newyorker.com/news/daily-com…

Whre has this #design been all my life? What's next, a better way to stand in line? cnn.com/travel/article…

H-1B visa holder from Sudan, doctor, top of her class, engaged to be married, went to visit her family, deported. 😡 nytimes.com/2017/02/03/nyr…

Finally, some good news! Revoked visas reinstated!! Government checks and balances not completely disfunctional!!! washingtonpost.com/politics/state…

The news is currently that spinning image of a newspaper, but it never stops spinning.

"Many successful presidents have scored highly [on the psychopathy scale]" theguardian.com/technology/201… #MrBurns

Three rats walk into a bar. The bartender says, "rats."

Excellent rebuttal to the Damore memo: economist.com/news/21726276-…

Come on @VZWNow ...beyondunlimited? What is that, like infinity plus 1? Stop confusing customers. Unlimited =! Throttled data #NetNeutrality

File under brand extensions gone wrong. Next up: Playdoh cookies.