0% football 100% violence

mfs be 21 dating a 15 year old like "imma facetime her" yea u gonna face time alright

I wanna see the CEO of Popeyes eat 2 of them biscuits with no drink

I wanna see the Planet Fitness CEO try to cancel their membership.

Make the CEO of LinkedIn try to find a new job.

Every time I even stand up my dog gets excited asf. He understands that I'm a nigga who can make shit happen at any given moment

Tears in my eyes, what an unbelievable game I feel sorry for anyone who never got to play this masterpiece

Hurry while stocks last

That starting line up doesn’t fill me with any confidence whatsoever. Have we given up the season?

It’s not worth reflecting on on a night like tonight, we need to try and enjoy it as a spectacle as fans but Woltemade and Wissa not being able to get a start in our biggest game of the season show how appalling our summer window really was. Indefensible recruitment. #NUFC

Looks like Barcelona have sent aloe vera packages to UEFA x.com/baller_1908/st…

A 10 minute period that sums up my entire existence as a Newcastle United supporter #NUFC

Gun to my head if you told me “someone scored 83 points tonight in the nba who was it” I’m going through minimum 50 guys before I get to Bam

Idk how to put this bam thing into words. Kobe’s 81 points was the stuff of folklore my entire life and you’re telling me BAM ADEBAYO broke his record on a random tuesday night in 2026?😭😭😭😭😭

This is the funniest tweet I’ve read in a while

Every 3 scrolls is the funniest tweet you’ve seen in your life dude this is a generational night

Imagine having a bad day and then seeing a group of nuns running a three man weave

As a kid I really thought piranhas were going to be a much bigger problem in my adult life

This might be an unpopular take, but the NBA has enough garbage teams already. Expansion is a bad idea.

Paul Pierce tells a story about Jared Jeffries asking Kevin Garnett during the game inviting him to his wedding: “I remember Jared Jeffries asked him to come to his wedding during the game. He was like, hey KG I want to invite you to my wedding this summer. KG was like SHUT THE