Freckles won 124 $ in the football pool. Coulda put @kellcurls name on it but I like he dog better #Besties

@20CURLZ what restaraunt?

Brrr

@20CURLZ remember the cream always rises to the top

Matty lift Andrew over the gate so Andrew can get the pops before that sneaky little girl

Terry I will sit here and drink all night if you don't finish your chili

The passion of Christ has subtitles I thought it was in American! #wtfmelgibson

@CurlsLikesGurls Are you kiddin me? I can't stand that long #neuropathyproblems but maybe I'll be a champ and buy my daughter some tix

The Easter bunny brought me a new feather duster time to put @kellcurls to work

@jakethechiller Nick McLaughlin you come to the south shore an you don't visit uncle mike #whatthehell #yourplayinme

Joe Mahoney

None of my children answering my phone call after my 6 hour flight #ungrateful #norespect #thankgodforcarla

Teaching Kel how to cut chives gotta start from the narrow end everyone knows that

Kids can't dance anymore because their music sucks bring back the #charleston #sockhop #bop #swing #mashedpotatoe #locomotion

Do you see all the punks by downtown crossing with those wide brimmed hats

If I blow up on my way home sue BJs they put overfilled my propane tanks #JC #outtagetme

Jehovah's Witness came by the house asking for Kel ... Time to head down to holy family for an intervention #ungratefuldaughter

@20CURLZ Rest?! Who do you think you are? There's a yard full sticks to be picked up at uncle mikes #yournotonscholarship

I'm getting fat from drinking beer and it's all my wicked daughters fault #peerpressure Kel