Please don’t torrent our short vertical videos. We work hard on them and this means we get less Tik Tok views on them

Just tell us how many muscles

2 am: just got off work time to relax with some highly concentrated THC products

2:17 am: im glad the government hasnt banned music yet but i know its coming, I should look out the window about this

Was noon earlier

When comedians are too ripped i don't know whether to laugh or jack off

Don't shit on my back and tell me it's raining.. if anything, you should be pissing when you do that

We're not used to seeing Mike Myers with different hairstyles and clothing.

'What Is The Deal With...Everything?': Jerry Seinfeld's Lifelong Struggle To Make Sense Of The Modern World

It's because I've been spreading rumours about them to each other

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You wouldn't last an hour in the fifteen minute city where I was raised.

Greensleeves

He was walking behind her and then she stopped suddenly

cursed Rumpelstiltskin book that scared fuck out me as a lad

I wonder if 'easter eggs' in TV shows and movies are a clever nod to something or other. If so, hilarious..

not growing up with a father will have you doing shit like trying to open a bottle of modelo with your keys on the train because you dont have a bottle opener

CNN: Popeyes To Begin Just Killing People

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Fast-paced action should never be depicted in 'slow-mo'. Only stuff that's already moving slow should get the slow-mo treatment

Is it just me or does it feel like the whole world's gone crazy since the eclipse!

The eclipse made the whole world crazy..