Thom Yorke: "Did you just call me Tom York?"

pirates of the fucing carriean

Why isn't the cameraman helping

my nail lady, (the lady who hammers nails into my abdomen) is coming over later to do my nails

I keep seeing news about bands firing drummers. There's been like 6 in the last couple weeks. What is going on

I've taken a crap before and it's basically disgusting

You should only be allowed to buy this if you can prove you're a real fetishist and not just buying it because you think it's funny.

Sydney sweeney's bath water is actually interesting

Stampede-like atmospheres are a good way to get trample-like injuries

She's washed

He is defying prognosis

Thom Yorke releases statement: "It's with a 'Th'. And an 'E' after the end bit"

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Sue them to the bones

If I was like Paul McCartney level famous I would just knock on people's doors and tell them to give me a soda and stuff. I know you're thinking "no you wouldn't." Yes I would you piece of shit

How many of this kid are there

I considered this proposal seriously & while the music connection is thrilling, you just seem to be, not overwhelmingly but to a perceptible degree, too weird for me.

Enough about Ted Leo. Tell me about these pharmacists...

Edmonton vs Florida... oil versus alligators... the remains of ancient beasts versus the terrible lizards of today