fathers never have exactly the daughters they want because they invent a notion of them that the daughters must conform to.

EEP! it was a figure of speech really- she didn't mean it like that. "Oh uh (shit) - im doing nothing! just you know texting Ed! hes uh.. Sick right now and... uhm..i actually need to get home to him! so uh Bye!!" she turned back, would Sam know shes lying? hopefully not.

commit arson this month !

"You know i love messing with Hunter, I'll do it anytime." She smiled, taking the scroll back. "Alrighty then, I'll be going back home, see you later!"

did you know that atoms never touch each other? and... since we’re made of atoms, we’ve never touched anything in our entire lives. so to answer your question, officer, no, i did not punch that kid—

( gay judgement. )

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP.

'' I want a girl friend. or a boyfriend, im just really single.''

and i have this dream where i'm screaming underwater while my friends are waving from the shore and i don't need you to tell me what that means i don't believe in that stuff anymore.

girlbossing beyond words.