Reports of my death have been exaggerated

My handler led me from the trenches straight to Valhalla 🐢 $Jonathan #OldestAnimal

She can say I enjoy bananas all she wants I love BLUEBERRIES 🫐 If I refuse to eat an NFL saints logo, she takes me to to the vet and the next thing you know I’m getting poked 💉🩸 #OldestAnimal $Jonathan

We are shell army baby

Jonathan, believed to be 193 and the world’s oldest known tortoise, is still alive on St. Helena despite rumors of his death. Officials dismissed the reports as a hoax, saying he is “very much alive.”

中の人が193歳以上でない限り君付けはおかしいだろうという指摘が。ぐうの音もでない。ジョナサンさん、大変失礼しました。

Jonathan the 192-Year-Old Tortoise Still Alive and Thriving St Helena Officials Debunk Viral Rumors Jonathan, the world’s oldest known living land animal at 192 years old, is still alive and thriving on St Helena Island. 🐢💚 Recent rumors spreading online claimed otherwise,

ろう🦊🦝へんないきものチャンネル Worship me….

Jonathan the Tortoise and Martin the Paramedic doing his best tortoise impression! Jonathan is alive and well 💚 #TortoiseGate

It appears Japanese X has picked up the story

Gm turtle gang

Jonathan, who is alive and well, has ruled over the paddock at Plantation House since arriving on St Helena in 1882. When Jonathan hatched in 1832 William IV was on British throne. Jonathan has since met Edward VIII, George VI & Elizabeth II plus Charles III’s brothers & sister

It’s going to be a Good Friday

I have friends who want to visit 🐢 St Helena Tourism

It was a crazy time back then

Lost Internet I need this Yodeling Kid on a track🔥🔥🔥

I hope you all are enjoying your day because I am😎🔥 #OldestAnimal $Jonathan #Weekend

My handler helped me build this with my Legos today 🐢 #OldestAnimal $Jonathan

I may not be able to see but this feels AMAZING😭💚 #OldestAnimal $Jonathan