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It's Wall Stadium 76th season starting this weekend. Wall is the oldest and last standing asphalt track in New Jersey. Jimmy Blewett and friends have it ready for the racing community to enjoy another great season. Opening night is May 2nd!

David Cross: "I’m politically more Democrat Socialist." Bill Maher: "You’re plainly to the left of me if you even say you’re a socialist." David: "Well, I said Democratic Socialist." Bill: "I know what Democratic Socialist is, that’s Mamdani. Who’s a straight up communist."

Berkshire Hathaway director Chris Davis: "People matter a lot more than is generally realized. We have a society that believes in equality and is very quick to figure that the people who did well got lucky." "They don't have the same feeling about basketball. Nobody looks at

President Trump, "King Charles will be the first British King to address a joint session of the US Congress" "And I'm going to be watching" *King Charles shakes his head* "It's not supposed to be protocol but I'd love to be with you" "There, the direct descendant of King

I've been trying not to give attention to any of this, but this is hilarious

How can #NASCAR learn from Carson Hocevar? By not treating him like PR made Jimmie Johnson often look in public during his heyday. A very timely column by Amy Henderson on the importance of allowing drivers to be themselves. Frontstretch frontstretch.com/2026/04/28/nas…

Two series. Two races. One ARCA Night in America. 📺 NASCAR Channel and FloRacing ⏰ Saturday at 8:30 p.m. ET

This is what socialism looks like. Promise everything. Free buses. Free childcare. Rent freeze. City owned grocery stores. Win the election on the promise. Take office and discover the math doesn’t work. Demand someone else pay. The governor. The legislature. The wealthy.

This fraud was asked in every pre election interview, “How will you pay for all of these “free” programs you’re proposing?” He never gave a straight answer. He just insisted, we will get it. Now? He’s crying about a budget crisis. NYrs are idiots.

I’m genuinely confused… People wanted Justin Trudeau out because of the economy—fair enough. I agreed. But then turned around and elected Mark Carney… his economic advisor… and are now surprised the deficit is even higher? Like… what was the expectation there?

King Charles: I cannot help noticing the readjustments to the East Wing. I'm sorry to say that we British of course made our own small attempt at real estate redevelopment of the White House in 1814.

Who else thought Cleetus was about to win the ARCA race?

“I’m glad one of us got to the finish line there.” Here’s how Andy Jankowiak and Cleetus McFarland’s spotters worked together on the final restart at Talladega Superspeedway!

thank you Google Maps

The idea that it’s lawful for a president to grant temporary protective status, but that it’s unlawful for another president to let it expire remains absolutely insane.

ESPN is the new streaming home for The CW Sports   Starting Summer 2026, ESPN Unlimited plan subscribers can watch: • The ACC, Pac-12 Conference, Mountain West football & basketball • NASCAR O’Reilly Auto Parts • WWE NXT & more   Details: bit.ly/4ui1TK0

Today, on what would have been his 75th birthday, we remember Dale Earnhardt.

🇨🇦: “lowest net debt-to-GDP” 🤪 - only G7 to include pensions as assets - CPP open group accounting classifies contributions as assets. - pensions are independent, so gov gets to call liabilities “guarantees” - debt to gdp is 5th excluding financial engineering