(Okuyasu immediately after offering the donut)

Jeez.. I knew Jotaro was intense, but god damn..!

“Ghk—!!” The punch took him by surprise and he spits the donut out of his mouth, falling to the floor. Almost losing his balance and rubbing the back of his head, his donut totally ruined. “Ow ow ow..! Fuuuck.. What the hell was that for?!”

He just wanted to share a donut and everyone went wild and he got punched in the back of the head—

“I’m never gonna get any girls with this bump on the back of my head.. Oi, 東方 仗助。— ❝ 𝘿𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙧𝙖! ❞ ! Can you fix this for me please?”

We really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really need you to give pineapple on pizza a chance.

ok so basically im handy

“I really gotta HAND it to you Josuke, you really HANDled the situation at HAND.”

got called gay in greggs earlier bros

mikitaka for the last time i dont care how much it looks like a tasty frosted donut you aint gonna trick me into eatin ya butt

Stray cat almost ate my entire fuckin hand

He’s so deadly but how can I say no to this bastard cat plant, god dammit he’s too cute.

You ever look at someone and think ‘My god he’s so cool I wish I was him’ yeah that’s what I think when I see Josuke

my stand wont quit talkin about crazy diamond what is it gay or somethin lol

That’s me every morning but if I died I would never get to see Josuke or Koichi ever again and if that’s not a reason to keep living then I dunno what is, bro.

Why does The Hand always look slightly surprised but kind of upset at the same time?

Kira watch out for that ambulance! Oh god he has his victims hands on his ears he can’t hear us oh god oh fuck—

stop trying to whack my baseball head with a baseball bat please

“I asked Okuyasu to spell ICup and he somehow misspelled it... Can my stand be used to fix people’s brains?”