just heard my exes side of the story and i was funny asf for that

My name?!?? In YOUR mouth??? You’re literally talking shit about someone you’ve MET ONE TIME. Brother. Get a hobby. A life. Fuck something.

Been a min

me at the job i begged god for

no because like….. nvm

I recognize that look. She wants to get behind the wheel of her car so bad

Lil strawberry blonde headass

“Did you see the news?”

Hot pink bitch named Breakfast!!!!

She gives her employees free college tuition. She donated to make the COVID vaccine possible. She roasted Taco Bell until they brought back the Mexican pizza. She's a goddamn national treasure. Get well soon, Dolly.

Something in sitting on heavy on my mind today is how I got asked why so many people I love die.(mind you this is a few days after one of my best friends died in a car accident) I know it was a joke but got damn it just hits and hurts

Kinda wanna cry Kinda wanna deep throat a shot gun

This morning I found a magnum wrapper in my apartment building hallway. Leaving work there were two people fucking in their car in broad daylight. 3 hours later I go to get dinner for my bf and I and walk past two MORE people fucking in a car. ARE YALL OKAY THIS SEASON?!?!

Still alive. Still pink as fuck

Think I need to only update this account when my hair changes. Back to my comfort color. ❤️‍🔥