crazy that i’ve hated the sight of my arms for my entire adolescent and adult life, and now after 5 weeks of lifting i can’t stop looking at them

watching bugonia….jesse plemons i’m so sorry i wasn’t your academy voter

happy st patricks day

i love freeform community radio

this feels targeted

i have doubled the amount of weight i can squat in 6 weeks and no you cannot know what the starting weight was

i'm just someone's weird sister

if this Lyft already smells like cigarettes do you think he’d let me smoke in here

strip club that plays wilco

i see my personal trainer more than i see any of my friends

old movies that suck and are awful are 3 stars, but new movies that suck and are awful are a 1 star. hope this helps

gonna start referring to my tonsils that i was supposed to have removed ten years ago as “big naturals”

that was a teachable moment but i have a learning disability

the top dog on lakeshore closing is my 13th reason

someone’s playing first aid kit over the gym speakers yeah im actually here so that i DON’T kill myself, thanks

my version of russian roulette is getting my bangs trimmed on my period

once i get my ocd diagnosis its over for you hoes