if csu website has no haters im dead

i miss my coworkers

#NewProfilePic Not sure how to feel about season 3.

another week getting fucked over by the dairy queen schedule

2am of unbelievable longing and contemplation

every single thing that has happened to me today HAS to have been rage bait and if so then i’ve fallen for ALL of it

CHRISTMAS EVE (the night before move-in day)

i literally miss my coworkers more than my own family

the battle between how cold and rainy it is but also sweating from how much i’m walking

is it impossible for people on my floor to not let the doors slam closed or what’s up

how to enjoy college no car no friends easy tutorial

scariest thing about halloween is my suitemate’s hair all over the shower

i’m like if a divorced dad was a college student

#NewProfilePic She’s soooooo tiny and cute 😭😭😭😭😭 my kid😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

the worst part about global warming is males in sandals

how it feels in college sometimes

if you are touring the school on this god forsaken cold and windy hellish day then i’m genuinely sorry for you

second semester is for chudmaxxing

they’re putting me down this weekend

the campus police need to sharpen their pencils