Hutchy rubbing shoulders with the Lord Mayor and getting a heap of TV time. #lookatme Off the Bench Liam Pickering Yannick Oda Roach

Should the host know who the winner’s captain is?? #BrownlowMedal

Lucky I’m not playing golf today - only 78% vax, best I wait until 80%, and I might have got sunburnt……I dodged a bullet!! Mark Allen 🇦🇺 #mindnumbing #runbymuppets

Bing Lee…..”Glory Ball”…..

More from Bing…..”poles”…”zak”……”rissoled”…….when will this rubbish stop #Ashes

Hey Bing - since when has the Ashes been a tournament?? #stopitplease #ashes

Good effort from the Pies seeing Degoey wasn’t playing…….

Fantastic to hear Matt Hill call a footy game…..what a star!! Very professional!! Let’s just hope we don’t have to hear BT call a horse race!! 🤦‍♂️ #AFLSaintsTigers

.Jarrod McCabe tells Domain that although the market is rebalancing after last autumn’s boom, there is still strong competition for quality properties. #melbourneproperty #propertyinvestment bit.ly/3t8yGUx

Why does Andy G yell all night on the masked singer but whisper all night on the bachelor…..just pharkin talk normally you 🍪 #mindnumbing

McClure embarrassing himself as per normal…..thinks he’s s relevant big deal……absolute bellend……Lyon needs to clip him. #9FootyClassified Yannick Oda

Hey ACCC - any comment you flacid organisation?? Waste of time…..

Brendon Julian - “Test Match Cricket at its best in Perth”…..remember these cats get paid……remind me, where are BJ and Hussey from?? #mindnumbing #AUSvWI

Darcy…”There’s something about 100 point wins and 100 point losses…..they’re significant”……why does the home viewer deserve this rubbish…..#AFLDeesNorth

One thing that Adelaide does right is it’s Oval…..👍

Petrol $2.51 a litre…..Hey ACCC Any thoughts?? #thieves #justanotherfist

Hey Herald Sun Nice Touch - Eric Carr died 32 years ago! Great stuff from a great paper!! #amateurhour

Your blokes are going well at the Gabba HawkJam

Hey Off the Bench Liam Pickering - if you’re looking for any fodder for the self congratulator then don’t miss Anthony Edward’s work on Netflix - Starting 5 👍

On the Alberto Tomba scale of downhill skiers ⛷️ where are Port Adelaide?? #AFLDogsPower