What's the daily record for quote tweets? Grant Thomas on track to smash it.

He's pointing at the screen because you're a fucking idiot mate. Not dissent. #AFLDogsSwans

Michael Long walked to Canberra quicker than that took. #AFLDogsSwans

Bloke is eating meals in a fucking Nutri-Bullet and this knob is wanting the good bloke clause. Fuck me. #AFL360

Jay Clark. Deadset moron. #midweektackle

Parker should get no less than six weeks. It's a genuine fucking dog act. Doyen Whateley and the drunk says there's no malice in it. Spare me. #AFL360

Flick the TV on, Scotty.

Couldn't have happened to a better mob. #AFLPowerHawks

Get the tarps. #AFLPowerHawks

Fucking horrid parenting letting your kid write one of those 'Can I have your boots?' signs.

First three words correct. Fell away a bit after that.

Had Gerard Healy commended the umpire on using the mowing strips yet?

Please take callers non stop until 4am.

I'd make sure the kids used leather footys.

The first of 50 'elimination finals' for Dwayne this year. #AFLCrowsLions

Doc- 'Jez, we're 11 points down. If we kick another, what will we trail by?'

Jez- ' 417.'

Doc- 'Correct. Stay out here.'

#AFLCatsPower

Tick that off, Laura. #AFLBluesDees

I'd sack Hardwick tonight. #AFLLionsSuns

I'd still back Brisbane to beat this mob with 15. #AFLLionsSuns

Draper needs an apology. #AFLDogsHawks