That’s not going to end well.

Real men enjoy it 🤪

‘Are you busy?’ Me: ‘No’ *Incoming video call*

obsessed with this hozier repost

This was sexier than anything that happened in any movie ever

& for the lady, perhaps a regulated nervous system?

Yeah, he’s not going to learn much from onxy storm unless he’s 12.

Uber driver: *drops me off at the wrong location* Me (shy): “This is perfect”

behind every hot babe there is a deep history with Lord of the Rings

The core of it all is just these men are profiting off other men’s insecurities they help create, luring them into scams to buy crypto and self help manuals so they can buy the only fans women they pretend to hate but really wish would look at them for 2 seconds.

I hope this email doesn't find you I hope you've escaped That you're free

me mid breakdown realizing i don’t give a fuck

I am not racist I literally have Irish friends

Happy St Patrick’s day 💚🇮🇪

all quiet on the frontal lobe

on some shit jehova hasn't witnessed