ADHD is when you focus on trying not to interrupt during conversations so hard that you end up never saying anything ever again 🫠

Clocks go back tonight. I'm putting mine back to the time I didn't have wrinkles, hangovers didn't last for 3 days, and I could stand up without one of my joints making a cracking sound. #ClocksGoBack

The secret to happiness is low expectations

I just saw my first Christmas advert 🎅🏻

The outrage over the M&S Christmas advert is ridiculous. It was filmed in august! Why is everything a conspiracy these days? I get people are sensitive, there are a lot of bad things happening… I actually clapped when she batted the elf off the shelf. I f**k**g h**e that c**t

One of the most beautiful descriptions of love I've ever read

Spent the day in Manchester today… far too peoply and got mugged… well, I paid £11 for a hot chocolate, so kinda the same thing.

Me 19 years ago “cute- my c-section is scheduled for Christmas Eve! I’ll have a Christmas baby” Me for the rest of eternity - “ffs - Christmas is stressful enough and if another relative tries to pass off a joint gift I’ll chin them!”

Spent the last few days with my fave chaps Gustaffson so excited for everyone to hear what they’ve been up to.

Merry Christmas everyone! It’s been a good one… I’ve eaten wayyy too much. As it should be. I’ll be in a food coma for the next few days if anyone wants me

My New Year’s wish is for 2024 to not be the dumpster fire that 2023 was

How was my New Year? Not bad… my dog died and I got pneumonia. I mean, 2024 can’t possibly get any worse… can it?

My grandpa who is 85 started making this rock map of Scotland in 1992.He collected rocks during amateur geology trips over 30 years. He says it had to be geologically correct and also aesthetically pleasing.He asked if I could share online as He wants to go viral so please share

Gustaffson 7/6/24 📷 Steffany Collette

Gustaffson haven’t even got started yet … A song for the ☀️ ‘Paris In Summer’ Live The Arch Recording Studio 🇫🇷 youtu.be/IYPHdNhR2T0?si… #Paris2024

📺 tune in on Monday at 1pm (GMT) for some HUGE Gustaffson news! #blackandwhitemovie

Gustaffson ‘Paris In Summer’ Live The Arch Recording Studio ☀️🇫🇷 📷 Steffany Collette “No tricks, No overdubs … just the five us in a room.” DAVID GLEAVE PHOTO (Gustaffson Bassist) Visit our Gustaffson gallery: gustaffson.co.uk/gallery/

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Being British is wanting to move to America as a child then thinking “fuck that” as an adult.

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman