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The Volatile Mermaid

@ohnoshetwitnt

~*Jewish-American Disney Princess*~ @HarlanCoben once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.

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@ohnoshetwitnt

3 months ago

I just want what any woman wants for her birthday. Flowers, cake, bodily autonomy, pockets in every dress, and to be left the fuck alone when I’m wearing headphones.