@ChrisJohnMilly ~ I cannot begin to imagine what you're feeling right now but, I hope its not as painful as it sounds. :((

@BakedWifeLife ~ My kid is a fucking genius, legitimately, & I toked throughout that pregnancy. 4th grade reading level in 1st grade.

@BakedWifeLife ~ I did not smoke with the 3 girls & the 2 teenagers are as basic bitch as they come now. Sigh. . .

@BakedWifeLife ~ But, they're "grownups" now so they live on their own. LOL...

Just because you did it...doesn't mean your guilty I knew there was a reason i pay this motherfucker a retainer

Yeah, if you've figured out who I am, just follow me there. This account is lame.

Who invented those big ass needles that they use for penicillin injections? I hate that fucker right now.

Just had the most incredible submissive experience of my life. #Exhausted #Satiated #Proud

RT if you love #Beards

@ChrisJohnMilly ~ Too funny. I think you'll find her eventually, though.

@ChrisJohnMilly ~ Awww. Damn. Change those digits, quick, Cuteness.

I touched #SubSpace last night. This is gonna turn into a "chasing the dragon" sort of thing, isn't it?

Oh my... Perusing new followers. That one's too young to be that fuckin' hot. #DamnBoy

Daaaaamn with these young boys. You're all so fucking lucky that I'm married & monogamous.

I'm being spoiled rotten and its almost scary. #SubmissiveProblems #FirstWorldProblems

So, I almost destroyed everything with my stupid anxiety. Nothing like crying when he gives you "too many gifts". #SubStress

I learned something new about myself. I don't trust generosity. Gotta fix that. #Sad

If its just a pic of my tits & not my face, it shouldn't qualify as a picslip as much as a nipslip.