The Sims t just here put him in the pool……NO ladder!!!

Instagram be beggin me to download Threads, I’M NOT!

Me after ruining the vibe by bringing up the political state of the world

When you're sharing some gossip with your man in the kitchen and he asks you to stay out of other people's business

keep it up gang

how it feels to go in the bathroom when ur the right amount of tipsy at the bar

Yall have “both sides” and “lesser evil” all our rights away

It’s fuck Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

The Federal Rules of Civil Procedure

We should all go back to drinking Hennessy this summer

when the drink lowkey nasty but it was $20

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Hell I still thought Klay was playing for Golden State when they announced they were together 😭

I remember when there used to be jobs

We need more The S.O.S. band at the R&B parties

All Spirit Airlines Planes at 3:01 am:

How you feel about Megan Thee Stallion is a good litmus test for how you think about relationships.

My grandma called me asking if I can order her some cases of sprite before they all gone…long story short her neighbor told her SPRITE was going out of business and she was really upset and going through it. Took over 30 mins to explain that it was spirit airlines…🫩

Andrew Lokenauth | TheFinanceNewsletter.com Spirit’s body is not even cold and they’re already trying to replace them!