When Jeff Bezos says hes wants "to thank every Amazon employee and every Amazon customer because you guys paid for all of this” I don’t think that sounds as good as he thinks it does.

man: so what do you do for work? me: i do cybersecurity consulting! man: …you — work in cybersecurity? me: *nods head* yep! man: you don’t look like you work in cybersecurity. me: i own a black hoodie, but i don’t live in my mom’s basement, or drink caffeine, sorry to report!

Who is this “other actor”? He seems great. 😂

This is Hank. He would like you to throw his ball. But also do not take it from him. It's a simple request. 12/10

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! and still haven't made a proper tweet #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Amazing to see Mux as booth neighbors at RenderATL!

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TIL that even if an airbnb hits has physically and verbally assaulted their guests they are still allowed to host and Airbnb doesn’t consider this acceptable reason for a refund. Be careful! #airbnb #CustomerSatisfaction #dontcare