[ I walk into the nearest bar in ky cowboy hat, big iron strapped to my hip ] I would like your best glass of Milk please.

Girl you think you hate men? I'm a man just to spite men.

Oh? I'm beloved now? Thank you, darling.

*draws an arrow with my feet and aims faailnaught at myself* tired of alene bullying me

Oh, save that for after dinner. :)

Other people snatch weaves I snatch Alene's implants

What do you have to do to get Dimitri's spear around here

// tell urself them facts ✨ Somedays r rough like that for me too, sometimes u just gotta tell negativity to fuck off

Do you guys understand how hard it was to get this? [ gestures to "beard" ] This took my whole life to achieve

listen

Then why are you still here? Get out before I peg you

Did I stutter

Fine! You can peg me.

Dang, that sucks. Did I ask?

// I look at ur ocs Free seratonin

sure! So is my beard!

I dunno you but I'm borrowing this thanks