Come on BBC. I’ve only just got John Alford in, and now I’m supposed to find space for Scott Mills?

facebook.com/share/p/1BVdUf… Paul Heaton in case you weren't aware

Trump is so idiotic it is beyond description even for the guy who wrote PET SEMATARY and MISERY. I can’t even.

After recent reports about Trump this evening, I've reached out to all my sauces and the word is Chilli Mayo is the best one for a quarterpounder. I'm here all week.

Have we not all realised yet that commenting/quote tweeting reform posts is amplifying them? They're deliberately riling you all up/saying stupid things and you're falling for it. 🤦🏼‍♂️ You want Reform to disappear? IGNORE THEM!

Seeing as the world is ending in a few hours and I've not much else on, might as well try and get my X follower count past the 300 mark. 🤞🏼 #trump

BREAKING: Pakistan have asked for a 2 week extension to #trump Iranian deadline. He can f@ck right off, I've just opened an expensive bottle of Spiced Rum!!

He's gonna move his deadline again isn't he! Bet money on it. What do people think? #trump

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Israel really are that little shit of a little brother, who never listens to any advice you give them aren't they?

Middle Age Riot Here is Trump saying that in a 1998 interview with Peoples Magazine.

Israel murdered this mother and her 4 children today in South Lebanon.

Very odd. Been scrolling for the last 5 mins or so on here and not seen a single Iranian-related post. Funny that innit? 🤔

Just literally in a Tesco in Berkshire. 2 mins ago. Saw a lad who looked like 'a traveller'. Noticed staff watching him. Went to self checkout beside mine then brazenly walked out without paying. Staff pulled him in, Irish accent, stuff in his pockets too, "no I did pay". Liars.

Anyone else watching SNL UK and quite enjoying it?

Who's Zara Sultana again? Name rings a bell. "Your Party"? Never heard of them. 50p Lee already pulled that stunt...

After watching all the PMs statement questions yesterday and 'most' of Ollie Robbins questions just now. What I can conclude is Mr Robbins appears a devoted, well informed, impressive individual and I can't help feeling what a loss he will be to the civil service.

Going to be 1 of two massive stadiums visited in the Championship next season. ⚽ #spurs #westham 👀

Anybody wasting their time on the Falklands story right now...why bother...we've been down this road numerous times already haven't we? A trump distraction...