No one gets angrier than a woman being accused of something she actually did.

90% of 90% is 81% You're deleting your tweets now because there's a 19% probability that you're not what you tweeted? Ewwww

When the s3x tape of that teacher that had s3x with her 16yo male student came out, defense narratives were flying: "That boy has a big preeq for someone of that age." "Oh, that boy dey enjoy." "He has experience o" "Come of it, he probably enjoyed it"... None of you called

A Simi with sense 🙇🏻

Not sure Arne Slot is best placed to call the Premier League boring when this is how Liverpool play football. 70 minutes of dross followed by 20 minutes of completely calamitous, unstructured free-styling.

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Interviewer: “Is it possible for a man to love you and still not marry you?” Onadare: “Yes”

We cannot add "rape" and "festival" in one line. One is a crime, the other a celebration. We don't celebrate crimes nor their perpetrators (criminals) What we saw in Ozoro was crime en masse, not a celebration nor a festival Whatever god they worship would be displeased. #Babaric

Just take him please

31 games, 49 points - Just woeful! Week in and out, same gut wrenching performances, a misery to behold. Liverpool should have sacked him earlier to salvage CL spots, now it's a miracle to qualify. This team looks worse than worthless, it's okay to let this man go at this point.

Mad stat alert 🚨 Mo Salah is the 8th highest Premier League goal scorer at Old Trafford in the 2020s 🤯 That's including Man Utd players. He plays for Liverpool 😂

70% of my day is convincing myself not to give up on everything

#AnnouncedSalah: lfc.tv/SalahSigns 🔴