“…”

“Oh my cod you were the cutest cephalopod in the world!!!!”

“PUT THOSE DAMN THINGS DOWN RIGHT NOW ROOKIE!!!”

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“WE DO NOT WANT TO PUT FOUR THROUGH THIS AGAIN THEY’VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH!!!”

“Look it isn’t your fault you weren’t around when all this happened. Just put them away please?”

“you good Octavio?”

“Good. Sorry for yelling at you it’s just that the whole hypnoshades thing was such a headache.”

“That’s funny I’m gonna start calling you that now.”

“So if I’m getting this right While I was gone rookie cut eight’s hair causing a baby to pop out And then you guys had to abort it Am I getting this right?”

“Yeah have a sense of humor scamp.”

“Oh hey would you look at that an excuse to run away!”

“May I recommend a light salad?”

“Damn dude what happened?”

“Well you can always stare off blankly it usually makes you forget whatever has been getting you down.”

“Noooo I just think you need to a bit of variety to your diet all the fried foods you eat everyday can’t be good for you.”

“Veggies can be yummy too!”