Microwaves be like: here is your hot plate of cold rice....

We were in the car after a long day, both of us exhausted. He was on the phone with a friend through the speakers, and they were talking about life, work, stress… all of it. At one point his friend joked, “Man, marriage must be tiring.” Without even thinking, he said, “Nah.

We were at a family get-together last Sunday. As the evening went on, my older aunties started doing that thing where they playfully complain about their husbands for a laugh. “Mine is basically my oldest child,” one of them said. “If I didn’t remind him, he’d forget his own

This is absolutely FALSE... Don't spread misinformation... Women's testosterone levels rise during ovulation, which causes an average Delilah wanting to devour an average Samson during that period... "Testosterone responsible for emotions and hysterics" 🤣🤣🤡

I'd buy two rings???

It was 8 PM on a Friday, and my partner was dead asleep on the living room sofa, still in his work clothes. I was on FaceTime with a friend who was getting ready for a massive night out. She asked what my weekend plans were, and I flipped the camera to show him resting. She

Sending me pictures of yourself just to post them later

a same situation scenario, - call Bestie (get a lay of the land, wat the issue might be) - call Dad n Mom (understand hw to deal wit it) - call Helper (u neva can tell wat's in store 4 u) - call Boss (my meal ticket) - call GF - call Friend - text EX (missed ur calls, u good?)

Do I want you? Yes. Will I leave you if you stress me? Yes.

Prime, Netflix left Nigeria. TikTok, Instagram doesn’t pay Nigerian creators because low priority, guess why? Twitter, Facebook and YouTube pay way less per Nigerian viewer. Roll outs, perks, only get to us after years of creators in other climes enjoying them. There’s no light.

Men are not "intimidated" by your degree, your corporate job, your tax bracket, or your fierce independence. They genuinely do not care about your resume. What modern women call "intimidation" is actually just a man walking away because your combative energy, constant need to

not being able to solve your financial problems even your own imagination, is wild

The concept of loving everything black till they’re in human form.

PEACE & IDRIS 🤍 By yours truly ✨✨

I want to be rich. But not Lamborghini or Rolex rich, I want to be rich enough to go to the gym at 3pm and nobody can tell me no. To tap the family in front of me at the supermarket and say, "It's on me," Rich enough that my future wife never has to worry about getting a job.

They thought the same thing 100 years ago... Yet from as little as movies, we see tech possibilities before our very eyes

It’s crazy because cohabitation addresses a lot of issues like bills, chores, conflict, routines, hygiene, money management, habits, and all-round compatibility. But every time the topic is brought up, all you people focus on is sex. And it’s crazier because there is no type of

From my dad, I learned that real men do not complain about being providers. They actually like being one.

Joseph Francis Tribbiani jr

From my mum, I learned that good women don’t just expect provision….they build, contribute, and make the load lighter.