It turns out someone thought it would be funny to make the first batch of coffee decaf. He thinks it might be Levi and Wong working together. They'd starting pranking Stephen to keep themselves entertained.

An almost friend of his said it might be fun. This is a special type of Raccoon, you see. A talking one.

There are days and days, really. Most days he prefers the subtle nuances of black or green tea; other days he wants something more...aromatic, something that reminds him of the hospital coffee that he used to chug down obsessively in another life.

By charming the kitchen staff, of course. A compliment here and there, a thoughtful gesture when they least expected it. He'd had them eating out of his palm after his first year of working at the hospital. Tony can ask away if he so wishes. He's long made his peace with it.

...I have plenty of friends. They're just not always visible to the human eye. [He wipes the sweat off his brow with a shaky hand.] Who will deal with the clean-up? Stark industries? Shield?

𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗻'𝘁 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗴𝗼 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗢𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗹 𝗥𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗔𝗹𝘆𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗿 𝗗𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗽𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧

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𝖨𝗍'𝗌 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝖻𝖺𝖻𝗅𝗒 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖺 𝖼𝖺𝗌𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖬𝗈𝗇𝖽𝖺𝗒𝗌, 𝖺𝗆 𝖨 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍? † Wanda Maximoff, post WandaVision † Ships with Chem † Crack and serious, long form and banter. † 21+ only, writer 25+ RT if you've found my lost accent.

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𝑰'𝒎 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆. ϟ Myth/MCU/OC friendly. ϟ Pansexual. ϟ 21+ only. Writer 25+. ϟ Post Ragnarok. No eye, no hammer. ϟ Since 2018.

“ I am Steve Rogers .” #MCURP • Mature Themes 21+ • • Ships with Chemistry Multiverse|Multiship|Bisexual #ParodyAccount Fake •• More Info Below •• Retweet & ❤️ Video Curtesy of : vm.tiktok.com/ZMRemVvR2/

"I'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ Gᴏᴅᴅᴇss ᴏғ Sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs ɴᴏᴡ. Tʜᴇ Mᴏᴏɴ﹣Qᴜᴇᴇɴ. Iᴛ's ᴅᴇғɪɴɪᴛᴇʟʏ ᴀɴ ᴜᴘɢʀᴀᴅᴇ.·" ४ Cᴏᴍɪᴄs﹠MCU. ४ Gᴇɴᴅᴇʀғʟᴜɪᴅ. Pᴀɴsᴇxᴜᴀʟ. ४ Sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ ᴄʜᴇᴍ. ४ Mᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs. ₂₁﹢ ४ Oᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ Bᴀɴᴛᴇʀ ﹠ Lᴏɴɢᴇʀ SLs. ४ RT﹖

...𝙿𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎. • Bruce Wayne / The Batman. • Main fc: Robert Pattinson. • Comic influences. • 21+ only. Writer 25+. • NSFW. Dark themes, violence, possible lewd. • Flexible to any era of Batman. ♡ + ↺

Acquired a cellular contraption able to transcend time and space. Expect philosophical discussions and unwarranted advice. Like at your own risk.

“Tʜᴇʏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ I’ᴍ ʜɪᴅɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ sʜᴀᴅᴏᴡs. Bᴜᴛ I ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ sʜᴀᴅᴏᴡs.” 🦇 Cᴏᴍɪᴄs. Tʜᴇ Bᴀᴛᴍᴀɴ. 🦇OC ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ. Cʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ. 🦇Sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪsᴛʀʏ. 🦇Mᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs. ₂₅﹢ 🦇Lɪᴋᴇ ﹠ RT﹖

"Killing must feel good to God too...He does it all the time." ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏғ ᴀ ғᴀɴᴅᴏᴍʟᴇss ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ OC. TW: Bʟᴏᴏᴅ. Gᴏʀᴇ. ₂₅﹢ Mᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ. Aʟʟ ғᴀɴᴅᴏᴍs ﹠ OCs ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ. DMs ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴏᴘᴇɴ ғᴏʀ ᴘʟᴏᴛᴛɪɴɢ. RT﹖

"Just when I thought I’d seen it all—turns out I’m the guy getting the pep talk from a red-suited maniac. Go figure. Don’t let this get around, got a tough guy image to keep up." 💛 MCU & Comics 💛 Mature themes. 21+ 💛 Open to Banter & Longer SLs 💛 RT?

Iᴛ's ᴍᴇ. Hɪ. I'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ, ɪᴛ's ᴍᴇ. ⚔︎ Ships with Chem ⚔︎ Crack and serious, long form and banter. ⚔︎ 21+ only, writer 25+ RT if your common sense is tingling!