Twitter might be a bigger cesspool than ever these days but random motivational messages from Chaucer in Middle English still make it worth sticking around

I lost. Always when you least expect it

'Once upon a time' at the beginning of stories is boring and takes too long to say I suggest we start abbreviating it to 'O.U.A.T' or 'ouat', and to make it easier to pronounce we should spell it 'hwæt'

I wonder why Yvain was the only knight who got an animal companion? And why stop at lions? I want to hear about Evain, the knight of the rhinoceros! Or Ovain, the knight with the tiger! Or Phil, the knight who drew the short straw and got stuck with the ill-tempered badger

This is the one we've all been waiting for

Does anyone want to buy me an early birthday present? 😍😍😍

Today I learned that there were only 11 men in the entire Ancient Period who never got married* *according to Wikipedia

Well I'm deleting this app, I'm on insta TimLong96 if anyone wants to keep in touch