"A little sweat never hurt anyone~ ♥️"

"... Partially true."

"Happy International Bikini Day~!"

"I want to be one of those girls that manga artists hire to sell their books at conventions because of their likeness to the character in their doujin."

POV: We're about to have bathtub sex

"Whopper whopper, whopper whopper~" That's all she knows of the song, but she loves it too much to stop.

"I can't not!"

"Oh come on, I heard you singing it when it first released!"

"They have awesome cardboard crowns..."

"I literally have video of it. Don't make me make it public."

"What Kaworu sent me is fake then?!"

"That's how they get ya."

"Join the club!"

"But it sounds JUST like you!" It's so far off.

Trying to speak with cheeks squished. "Blme Krl fuR making et!" (Blame Kaworu for making it!) All while trying to pry the hands off her face but Asuka's strength felt like that of a bear.

"Oh right. Almost forgot they're not-so-secret secret lovebirds." Massaging the pain away from her cheeks.

"I don't feel like doing ANYTHING!"

"I want 5 days of the week to be lazy days."

"Maybe I just need to sleep more."

"Hm? Yes? Can I help you?"