❝What the hell is that!?❞ x.com/heiresshadow/s…

Yawns obnoxiously loud. Probably in someone's face.

❝What the fuck is a tic tac?❞

❝I just had the biggest friggin' steak for lunch.❞

❝We're also having steamed hams for lunch. Sick.❞

❝What does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean, again?❞

❝You guys are still talking about my teeth?❞

❝I brushed my teeth like twice today. Lay off!❞

❝I feel bad for the people who wouldn't want to— Yeah, I get it.❞

|| Tfw you actually have a borderline fear of hygiene irl—

|| Speaking of being clean, it's around the time where I bathe, conveniently. Be back shortly.

When you find two good Cardin smutfics.

❝Spring Break, boys!❞

|| tfw the drama died but you're still alive.

Looooud yawn.

❝It's Saturday. . .❞

❝Who the hell is Saint Patrick, anyway?❞

❝How many Seductive Sunday comments are there gonna be where it's more sexual than seductive this time?❞

Walks in with an entire jug of coffee.