||: my tears are crying buT I’M NOT. sage

||: quick PSA— doesn't Anne Hathaway with curly hair make a damn good older!Eleven? Brown eyes, long brunette curls? Check.

||: Mike & El are the dependent couple who have legitimate reasons to be the way that they are and are actually very cute. bITe mE. sage

||: “I’m going to make all Angel cutouts this year and name them all El.” Mike Wheeler: smooth as hell since ‘83. 😂 sage

||: WHY IS HE A MOOD x.com/wiserwheeler/s…

||: Mike looks at Eleven like that one more time and suddenly she is knocked up times two. 😂😂 sage

||: I hAVE THE KINDEST, MOST RELIABLE WRITING PARTNER I’M SO BLESSED.

sO CUTE IM CRYING BLOOD x.com/thefairyzombie…

NOOO, I’m just honest! You’re a QT 3.14 x.com/thefairyzombie…

||: R A I N. S N O W. C O L D. Don’t underestimate me, sage. It will be your greatest mistake of all.

||: RAIN, RAIN, GO AWAY. (NOT.) x.com/wiserwheeler/s…

||: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? WHILE IT’S RAINING FOR YOU, I’LL JUST BE OUTSIDE IN THE HOT ASS TEXAS WEATHER, SIPPING AN ICE COLD /SODA/ AND ENJOYING LIFE. x.com/wiserwheeler/s…

||: YEAH. IT SURE WOULD BE IF I ACTUALLY DRANK {SODA.} x.com/wiserwheeler/s…

||: Yeah, yeah. I’ve been a real stickler for that whole “my body is a temple” motto, recently. 😂 x.com/wiserwheeler/s…

||: I’m acTUALLY laughing because I can’t even take myself seriously. It is true that I take the healthier option between two things when possible, but I cannot pretend that I didn’t eat Chick-Fil-A for dinner. Lmao. Ooh, a compromise. Soda pop it is. x.com/wiserwheeler/s…