𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓 ! 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐎𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐃. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏᴏғɪᴇsᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴛᴀɴs. ᴛᴇᴍᴘ ᴘɪɴ!

Me or my company? I heard Stark. Because I can make a teddy bear factory in under a week and you can cuddle in a dumpster bin full of those. If it was me, no. No, I don’t do that. That’s for hugging in fear just before death by “being handed something.”

I need something that actually justifies my toxic and dangerous yet fun shenanigans. I make a whole team some gadgets and they still don’t let me blow shit up. Wait I’m rich I can hire an enabler!

I need someone to justify exploding dumpsters. Not a lasagna enthusiast. Head out Garfield I think im better off with the dog.

Last time I thought it was okay to blow up things people cared about I almost died to a metal frisbee. I need an ENABLER. Not the antichrist. *Even if sometimes I’d like to think close enough.*

What am I, a child? … Don’t answer that.

I don’t make you do anything. That’d be rude, and un-gentleman like. And like all gentlemen, I’m a adult. Not a child. more than likely. probably. *Definitely not.*

Alcohol from a Nintendo Game & Watch. Can’t tell which inner part your tickling, my adult demons or my child goblins. Either way I’m happy now. But I’m still skeptical. Got a resume?

both young and edgy! I like it!

You must have one. After all I know you have many contracts with many souls. Or am I thinking too deep into cup lore…

Buck tooth.. hang on the “Star brat?” Isn’t he helping point break make a terrible movie?

First of all, I’m everyones man. YOU get used to THAT. Secondly, if I had to spend eternity with a flat color I would’ve chosen the pink panther. What do you want anyway? Other than, of course, me.

someone? And you chose lil’ ol’ me? Im flattered! So what’s your plans, are we knocking shit off desks or laying on keyboards?

Depends on if it’s the government. They like to steal my stuff and I’m pretty sure I’m due to take theirs…

I don’t know.. I don’t think Stef would approve of this… perfect. Anyway we’re doing this Grinch style and I’m gonna have the senator kiss your ass while he’s sleeping.

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𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑴! 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐓𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤.

We have enough colored skulls around here stick with the batooshy smoochy. It’s 2am on a Wednesday we’re going now. I thought you were demon, can’t you even tell what time it is?

𝐕𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑: 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬. 𝐀𝐊𝐀, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐗𝐈𝐍 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 ᴛᴇᴍᴘ ᴘɪɴ!