Just sort of pokes whoever reads this. He wants attention.

Glares are him with a scowl. He'll be pressing charges for assault and battery. Don't challenge Shades. x.com/JusticeInACowl…

Pokes again. One blink isn't enough attention. x.com/ExplictedWade/…

It's not the first time it's happened. Vigilante justice is in and of itself illegal. And hitting a man for a simply poke is very far from self-defense or heroic action. x.com/JusticeInACowl…

"What's wrong with your fucking face?" He's blunt. Excuse him. x.com/ExplictedWade/…

"Well... Thay was not the answer I was expecting yet not one I'm suprised by..." x.com/ExplictedWade/…

He /is/ dealing with it. x.com/JusticeInACowl…

'Deal with it.' Ah, yes. We're back in 2012, I see. Let me show you all of my trollfaces.

"Oh... Oh my." x.com/ExplictedWade/…

"Oh..." "Every try to get a job as an extra on the Walking Dead?" x.com/ExplictedWade/…

Shades is the type of guy to say 'Sup Slut?' unironically.

"I've found people find sociopathic manipulative thugs pretty damn hot..." x.com/FlawlessKillin…

Naked except for her shades. How dare she steal his brand? x.com/ToniStarkRulez…

What that mouth do? "Well it drinks soda, eats food, and TALKS SHIT—"

"Question. Do you want to die, or are you just an idiot?"

"You'd look prettier with a bullet in your skull, babe."

•| I'm not saying Shades is a beta. I'm just saying he's definitely not an alpha but I don't know if he's quite subservient enough to be an Omega. |•

So I'm going to be out of town this weekend because I'm going to see P!ATD! Which means replies and interactions on my accounts are going to come to a screeching halt if they haven't already (my week was busy). I apologise and I'll be back. —✌💜🤘, Daddy

"Smother me with your chest, papi."

"I'm just kidding..." Mostly.