He can feel it . He’s being J U D G E D . Shake. Shake. Shake. Y A W N.

I got the susano . I’m sus and no bitches. Wait.

His body flops over . . — “ H-Huh—? Bowser — is that you?”

My brain is AOL’ing

WHY IS HE BEING FLASHBANGED SCREEEE— He turns his body back onto the sand . — “ Why are you shining a bright light at me? I just woke up-“

Nah , it’s AI generated

— “ Why are your eyes brighter than your shrine to pe—“ And he’s getting up, finally adjusting to whatever the hell happened to him. ❗️ “ HEY —!”

— “ Don’t just casually /hey/ me.” He put some sass in that /hey/ . — “ It’s been a while— a year— and all you have to say is HEY?”

Aw . . She does car— wait , she cares? — “ I’ve … well … Before I left, I did mention leaving Bowser and the Army to pursue my own thing . Well , it seems like I was washed at sea heading back here and here I am.”

Fortnite Baaaaatle pass. I just — shiiiiii out my ass

. . . ❓ — “ Beacon Beach . . ?” Head tilt , his puzzled face directly starring at her . Behind him poofed a clone of him , who was looking around for him . — “ With you as the warden, I should be fine, right?” His clone poofs away.

I rolled a 3 on a D-20 . Red is gonna be a dumbass tonight

Bowser enjoyed listening to Weezer

— “ Good ! Then I’m safe with my ol’ pal!” A smile was expressed upon his features , though he was very unaware of what this place was or why she was a warden . Not to mention how she was now cautious while Red was oblivious of the situation. — “ Gonna show me around?”

AND STILL BEAUTIFUL M W A H

— “ Fun name.” The Koopaling Ninja then whispered Augie’s name repeatedly , walking beside her as his eyes wandered . — “ How’s being a warden?”

B l i n k . “Cousin?” @DynamiteDonnie

// Bored. Trying to figure stuff out.

// Go back to my roots and remake my Wolf account