// hope you grow up one day.

well ... yeah, matt. you're meant to be eaten. i'm not gonna leave you on the counter to rot.

they're the highlight of my day. ... night ? day ?

thanks bro

a pair of - what ?

... ( does he think the shirt is dumb, i knew it was a bit out there )

what a waste of a pringle :/

ohhhh. well, thank you, amaya. it's about time someone noticed.

y'know. i don't think i'd eat you, then.

that's ... lucky me. if i happen to become a worm. right, right. if you were a worm, i would ... find what worms most like to eat and make sure you never go without.

:')

he's making slower progress through his book than usual... as he keeps lifting his gaze, finding one particular welcome distraction.

hums, wondering what he's reading - ... oh, he's totally blanked and not fully read the last three pages. time to flick back and start again.

homoerotic subtext

i feel like i'm being slutshamed

what in the . . .

* suddenly has no friends *