"Are you bullet proof now?"

"The fact that you have probably tested that is cause for concern."

"You're a walking disaster."

"I'm offended."

"Idiot."

"Rude."

"What is it, Bully Bucky Day?"

He secretly missed him too. "God I wish I was frozen again."

"I just said you have a death wish. That's all."

"I was also not bothered by you. Looked like we both won when I was frozen." Bucky spoke, a small smirk on his lips. He didn't take any offense to any of it.

"Oldie? If that's the case what the hell happened to respect your elders? Or did that skip your life lessons?"

"I can't wait till you get old, and you'll actually be old unlike me." He spoke with a small chuckle.

"I work with idiots. Unless it's Natalia. In that case, I'm the idiot."

"Old people tend to be full of wisdom."

"I figured it was better if I did before you did."

"I'm officially old."

//God I hate this verse. The few of you I like, but seriously, the drama is fucking ridiculous. Time to grow up guys.

Is wondering whether his arm would get rusty if he left it out in the rain.

It would be an interesting experiment though, right?

"Happy Birthday to the second oldest soldier that was frozen."